Teacher: why did the blind man want to meet Jesus?
Child: Cause he wanted to eat him.
Child2: I can burp without food.
Me: Oh, that's cool, but probably not the most reverent thing.
Child2: blaaaaah.
Me:Awesome.
So wish us luck as we take on this endeavour.
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Kevin and I once subbed for a Primary class and your story totally reminded me of it...GOOD LUCK!
Ha ha ha!! I would probably go to church just to watch you try to teach the little monsters!! Good luck with that. Guess this means no more Saturday night sleepovers? Sad.....
Oh man. Gotta love primary. Nic and I did 4 years of it. But honestly, I wish I could go back. Where else in church do blind men want to eat people? Good luck! (p.s. I saw that you called last week. I was in Delaware with really bad phone service. I'll give you a call soon so we can catch up!)
Sounds like fun! I did plenty of primary in the last 2 years.....you will love it. I know some good websites with helpful stuff for lessons etc if you want the info. Good luck!
Congrats on the calling....
I have an awful itch to go to mexico too hint hint, but maybe the other side of mexico this time, we should totally try to plan something.
Congrats on your new calling! I finally graduated from primary (after 7 years!) and am now in the Young Womens...though I'm not so sure I'm the best example for them. But we'll see how it goes. I love primary. Its lots of fun!
I helped Eric teach his class 2 weeks ago, I think it's the same age because they said the same kinds of things...
One kid brought a lunchbox and made us guess what was inside. It happened to be a blanket. He had it over his hand and when Eric pulled it off the little kid turned to Eric, started shaking his fist and dramatically stated, "Curse You!!!!!"
I couldn't stop laughing. Then we drew pictures of the sacred grove. My picture had trees, Joseph Smith, Spiderman, and a Monster. You're going to have alot of fun. Eric has some great stories.
Oh, and we were looking at cruises today... found a couple decent deals, are you guys serious about going?
And I can't comment on the music blog, the word verification screen wouldn't finish loading.
Hey I feel for ya, I have been in primary for 3 years now....yikes! Good luck, at least you and Kelly can battle it out together. Hey sorry we didn't get together last weekend, lets do something really soon, maybe the first weekend of march...we can come see you. Let me know.
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